Never too old for some good old fashioned potty humor. Well, maybe I am, but what the heck. Here is a song written by me, sadly enough, called "Someone Spooled a Leaner(On My Birthday Cake)".

It's a bit long for the subject matter, speaking of matter, but I hope you'll at least sit through the instrumental which starts at 3:00 minutes or so. I think I really drive home the absurd in this section.

Oh, and yes, this is just a really dumb comedy song. Have fun.

Someone Spooled a Leaner


I did everything in Pro Tools, drums were Studio Drummer, guitars were me using 11-Rack Rigs or sending acoustic through line-in and the bass was the 'Rickenbacher in Kontakt. The sound effects were also pulled out of Kontakt from various VIs. Vocals, including BGVs were me, too. That's some real ugly stuff, so take it easy.