Never too old for some good old fashioned potty humor. Well, maybe I am, but what the heck. Here is a song written by me, sadly enough, called "Someone Spooled a Leaner(On My Birthday Cake)".

It's a bit long for the subject matter, speaking of matter, but I hope you'll at least sit through the instrumental which starts at 3:00 minutes or so. I think I really drive home the absurd in this section.

Oh, and yes, this is just a really dumb comedy song. Have fun.

Someone Spooled a Leaner


I did everything in Pro Tools, drums were Studio Drummer, guitars were me using 11-Rack Rigs or sending acoustic through line-in and the bass was the 'Rickenbacher in Kontakt. The sound effects were also pulled out of Kontakt from various VIs. Vocals, including BGVs were me, too. That's some real ugly stuff, so take it easy.

never heard the expression "spooled a leaner". where did that come from? lol

A friend of mine came up with that one. My son and I were rolling on the ground laughing. 10 years later, I finally figured out how to use it in a song.

a cousin of mine used to call serious diarrhea "the blaps".

we later on added a grade to describe how bad it was:

blap factor 1 - soft ice cream
blap factor 5 - enough force to get under the toilet seat!

This made me LOL BIG time!!!! Nice!!! \m/

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HI-freakin'-larious!

Good mix man.

When I first heard Dave Chappelle call it the Mud-Butt, I friggin cried laughing so hard...

Thanks, guys! It was a lot of fun to do. A little touch of the absurd every now and then don't hurt no-one.